Miz Kathy is one mighty gif'ed indivijool, (an' we doesn't say thet jest on account o' she puts up wif Brother Paul! Fry mah hide!)who has lived up in th' no'thern states most of her life. She has ovahcome advahsity thet few'd be hankerin' t'even try t'tackle! An', thass whuffo' she's qualified t'he'p yo' wif th' Foun' Secrets of life.
She has a love fo' th' simple thin's of life. She loves her houn'dogs, her home, gardenin' an' cookin'! Fry mah hide! Fum time t'time, she might share some of these li'l secrets, so yo' need t'keep an eye on her website:
She took ownyship of her website an' this hyar one t'provide th' bess of ev'rythin', o' as she likes t'call it: Foun' Secrets. Usin' her love of life, an' her husbin's webmasterin' skills, she put togither two websites thet is soon t'take th' internet wo'ld by sto'm!
Brother Paul is a plain speakin' man who has a burnin' desuhe t'he'p yo' become th' bess thet yo' kin be? Brother Paul believes thet thar is a YOU inside of yo' thet is jest yarnin' t'bust out an' show th' wo'ld whut YOU kin does. An' he's hyar t'he'p yo' find thet noo YOU!
Brother Paul has an extremely varied backgroun' rangin' fum a cornvenience sto'e clerk t'assistant manager of rent t'own sto'es t'a superviso' in a Fo'tune 500 compenny. He has sold ev'rythin' fum vacuum cleaners t'cemetery plots. (Th' latter yo' might reckon varmints'd be dyin' t'buy, but, alas, Brother Paul info'ms us thet is not th' case.)
Brother Paul has also edited some notable books, sech asCajun Clarks wawks.
Brother Paul has studied, an' is still studyin' all types of ejoocayshun, as will become evident when yo' read his wawks. He has been a student of histo'y, science, psychology, sociology, mathematics, ejoocayshun an' ennythin' else he kin git his han's on, as enny fool kin plainly see. By assimilatin' this smarts into a useful method, known as th' process of Guided Figgerin' Brother Paul hopes t'be able to he'p yo' find out mo'e about yo'seff an' how t'brin' our yer best. An' wif his unique "FestuSized" style (yo' know, Festus, Matt Dillon's deputy on Gunsmoke), yo'll be laughin', larnin', an' burnin' to git a hold of mo'e of this hyar smarts.
As a 12 year old, Brother Paul started pretchin' fum th' pu'pit. One thin' he discovahed, though, is thet varmints larn a whole lot mo'e outside of a church buildin' than they does inside of one. Thet's not t'say thet varmints sh'dn't wo'ship wif others o' larn fum pu'pit pretchers, but Brother Paul hopes t'take yo' outside of the church buildin' an' make yer life better in all th' environments yo' live in, not jest inside th' walls of th' church buildin'.
In 1998-1999, Brother Paul foun'ed A Guide To Complete Freedom, dawgone it. Wif no mo'e than an internet cornneckshun, he garnered on over 2100 subscribers an' started showin' varmints th' way to start buildin' their freedom, dawgone it. Decidin' business was not his true call, he turned his subscriber base on over t't'other successful varmint an' began Stark Ravin' Jedtianity. Stark Ravin' Jedtianity began providin' daily scrippure readin's via e-mail, ah reckon. Howevah, th' suppo't was not thar fo' this hyar venture.
Now, Brother Paul returns fo' his greatess venture yet. Combinin' th' bess of business wif his love of th' Lo'd, an' mixin' in a li'l of Gunsmoke's Festus, he is providin' a noo twist on an old way of reckonin'.
Yessuh, Brother Paul, may at times, seem a li'l off-kilter, but he has his reasons. In his own non-judgmental way, he hopes thet yo' also won't judge him too harshly. He is a true believah in, larn th' message, fo'git about th' messenger.
An' when all is said an' done, yo' might jest find out thar's t'other side of Brother Paul thet yo' doesn't know, but may be hankerin' t'git t'knows jest as fine.
(Hint, it's his saner, mo'e rashunal (?) alter-ego. As a matter of fack, his alter-ego was recently called out t'write these pages, on account o' some c'dn't unnerstan' thet a "hick" like Brother Paul c'd acshully provide wisdom, dawgone it. So t'find th' true Brother Paul "FestuSized" pages, wif th' 'ception of:Th' Kinfolk of Brother Paul), yo' will have t'go hyar: Th' Archives.
Miz Kathy an' Brother Paul live in a midwestern state way up no'th whar they haf resided fo' sevahal years.
I have had ENOUGH OF THIS FESTUSIZED WAY! Take me back to:
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