Guided Figgerin' is a noo twist on an old idea! Truth be told, yo' prackice Guided Figgerin' all th' time!

Less clue yo' in, as enny fool kin plainly see. Yer drivin' yer trimenjus old car down th' highway. Some jerk mo'on speeds aroun' yo', an' then cuts in front of yo', makin' yo' slam yer brakes an' puttin' most of yer kids fum th' backseat right into th' front seat!

Now, whut's th' fust thin' yo' do? We doesn't know. But, we do knows thet most of yer not whut is called real happy thet mo'on did thet. So, yo' might larn yer fambly a few noo wo'ds they ain't previously known existed in yer vocabulary befo'e this hyar moment. Or yo' might speed up, ketch thet li'l sucker, yank him out his o' her car, an' give him o' her an earful, ah reckon. Or wo'se, yo' reso't t'senseless physical violence an' bust a few of their bones.

So, whut pow'ful happened hyar? Wal, yer uncontrolled thunk process dreamt up an idea of whut sh'd be done t'thet sucker. An', dependin' on whut yo' chose t'do, yo' eifer gotcher guts all knotted up o' yo' may haf let off some steam thet mebbe yo' sh'dn't haf in front of yer chillun.

But, it all happened on account o' yer thunk process guided yer han'lin' of th' situashun into whutevah it turned it into.

Thet whut is called Guided Figgerin'. But, it ain't th' right type of Guided Figgerin' we're hankerin' t'he'p yo' create. We're hankerin' yo' t'turn them situashuns into sumpin better. An' thet is the kind of Guided Figgerin' we is talkin' about.

See we all haf sumpin rollin' aroun' in our brain-case thet corntrols all th' ress of yer brain an', ultimately, YOU. We is a-gonna larn yo' how t'git a hold of yer emoshuns, an' reckonin' an' make it so YOU kin corntrol whut yer doin', an' not haf whut yer doin' corntrol yo'! Fry mah hide! By follerin' th' principles of "Guided Figgerin'," yo' sh'd see far superio' results.

An' thet is whut we is a-gonna larn yo' throughout this website an' our e-books. These e-books will covah a multitude of subjecks fum how t'git into tune wif th' unyverse, o' how t'use yer abilities t'prosper, o' enny of a mahriad number of other topics. Yo' will quickly find out thet yer mo'e than jest one o' two chareeckeristics, an' thet yo' hafta balance ALL th' aspecks of yer life t'obtain yer goals in enny one aspeck of yer life. We hope thet yo' will injoy these wawks as they is presented t'yo'.

But, jest so yo' knows we isn't kiddin' yo', an' thet we pow'ful does knows whut we is larnin', less give yo' a li'l hint of th' stuff yer a-gonna see in our origeenal wawks:

Yo' haf probably heard of Pavlov an' his houn'dogs, ain't yo'? He rang th' bell, gave th' houn'dogs sumpin t'eat, an' then af'er a spell, he quit rin'in' th' bell, ah reckon.

But, th' houn'dogs still kepp smackin' their lips, speckin' th' grub.

Wal, hyar's sumpin yer skoo marms failed t'menshun:

He kepp rin'in' the bell, fo' a spell, but corntinued t'not give them grub. Befo'e too long, th' houn'dogs caught on, an' quit smackin' their lips an' speckin' grub. Th' houn'dogs knowed they were bein' fooled, cuss it all t' tarnation.

So, whut does thet hafta does wif Guided Figgerin', yer all probably wonnerin'.

Wal, we will tell yo'.

Yo' may haf offen wonnered whuffo' yo' hafta keep lissenin' t'motivashunal tapes an' readin' th' books jest t'keep on top of a high level of inergy.

It's on account o' eff'n yo' doesn't, eventually yo' will quit "smackin' yer lips," an' lookin' fo' th' "fine stuff" thet yo' git fum all th' info'mashun.

Yo' hafta keep feedin' yer mind, eff'n yer a-gonna keep succeedin'. Jest like Pavlov had t'feed the houn'dogs ev'ry once in a spell af'er he rang th' bell t'git them t'start "smackin' their lips" agin.

It's a known fack thet yer mind has been filled up wif th' negative. Matter of fack, about 75% of the junk thass crammed in yer mind tells yo' whuffo' yo' kin't do sumpin o' some other type of negative junk.

Now, th' idea behind Guided Figgerin' is this: on account o' yo' does guided reckonin' all day long, whether yer hankerin' t'o' not, yo' might as fine guide yer reckonin' in mo'e corntrolled, creative, an' positive ways, right?

So, we is wawkin' t'provide yo' wif mo'e books, jest like th' two at:

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ssite. Between yo', us, an' God (o' whoevah yer twelve-step program has suggested yo' call HIM) we is a-gonna find ways t'he'p yo' git richer, healthier, an' a whole heap happier.

We kinnot guareentee success fo' yo'.

But, if yo' will apply these principles, as Brother Paul might say:

"Y'all might be happier than a pig in cherry-flavo'ed slop by th' time we's done."

We hope thet gives yo' an idea of whut "Guided Figgerin'" is all about.

Eff'n yo' haf quesshuns, feel free t'direck them t'us at:

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